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johnny Prowler Junkie Posts: 290 From: Port Arthur,Tx Registered: JUN 2001	posted 03-18-2005 01:39 AM This Zebra died and went to heaven. When he get's to heaven,he is introduced to Saint Peter at the Parley Gates. Saint Peter gave him his orientation and then ask him if he had any questions. The Zebra said, "yes" I have a question. Was I a white Zebra with black stripes or a back Zebra with white stripes? Saint Peter tell's the Zebra that he better ask GOD that question when he comes for their final orientation. GOD get's there one day and he gives his final orientation and ask if there were any question's. The Zebra say's to God, God, was I a white Zebra with black stripes or a black Zebra with white stripes. God say's to the Zebra "You are what you are" So the Zebra see's Saint Peter the next day and he ask the Zebra well did you ask God your question? The Zebra said,"yes" Saint Peter ask what did he say? He said "You are what you are" Saint Peter tell's him, then that means that you are a white Zebra with black stripes. The Zebra ask Saint Peter how do you know that? Saint Peter say's because if God would have said "You is what you is"" you would be a black Zebra with white stripes.
johnny Prowler Junkie Posts: 290 From: Port Arthur,Tx Registered: JUN 2001	posted 03-18-2005 01:51 AM That was suppose to be Pearly Gates
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 03-18-2005 08:51 AM

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