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Jim C
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 537
From: Corona, Ca
Registered: JUL 2004

posted 03-17-2005 10:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jim C     
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
>
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
> bench rings and a man engages the hands free Speaker-function and begins
> to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
> MAN: "Yes"
>
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
> only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004
> models. I saw one I really liked."
>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
> WOMAN: "$60,000"
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year
> is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
> $900,000."
>
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
>
> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
> astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"



Lone Ranger
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 2120
From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

posted 03-17-2005 10:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

I know it wasn't mine. lol



pumpkin
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 03-17-2005 01:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
I don't have one.

Jim C
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 537
From: Corona, Ca
Registered: JUL 2004

posted 03-17-2005 03:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jim C     
Norm,
I don,t either maybe that's saying something!

WAYNEW
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 844
From: HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA
Registered: AUG 2003

posted 03-17-2005 09:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for WAYNEW     
I think the phone is mine.
and the car is great, love the firemist red color!!!

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CJ
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 18860
From: Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 03-18-2005 12:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
Good one!

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