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Topic: ALL CLEAN !!!
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samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002
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posted 03-16-2005 08:51 AM
These are all clean…1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. > > 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." > > 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." > > 4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. > > 5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." > > 6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. > > 7. A man wa! lks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." > > 8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" > > 9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is itcommon?" Doc says, "It's Not Unusual." > > 10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no > bull!" exclaimed Daisy. > > 11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. > > 12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he > picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks ! his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy." > > 13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. > > 14. I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." > > 15. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel. > > 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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Pantera Prowler Junkie Posts: 1216 From: Connecticut Registered: NOV 2004
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posted 03-16-2005 09:13 AM
I liked those------------------ Pantera
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halicat unregistered Posts: 1216 From: Connecticut Registered: NOV 2004
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posted 03-16-2005 09:51 AM
tooooo funny !thanks
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 03-16-2005 11:38 AM
Have too remember some of those.
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samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002
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posted 03-16-2005 12:32 PM
yep sometimes the corny ones are the most fun--lol i got a kick out of #11 sam
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 03-17-2005 10:34 AM
The fact that most of them are corny is what makes them funny.
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bluecat Prowler Junkie Posts: 47 From: vacaville,ca,usa Registered: SEP 2004
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posted 03-17-2005 10:44 AM
The next Henny Youngman?
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