Posts: 385
From: Warren, Michigan, USA
Registered: JUL 2002

posted 03-10-2005 03:26 PM         

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A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' "Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"

Posts: 3915
From: Sherman CT USA
Registered: NOV 2002

posted 03-10-2005 03:46 PM         

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Blonde vs Blonde--- A blonde female Cop pulls over a blonde in a convertible Prowler!(Speeding)She walks up to the Prowler and asks the blonde for her drivers license.
The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde Cop tells her, It's the thing with your picture on it".
The blonde reaches into her purse searches for a few seconds and pulls out her Compact, opens it and sure enough sees herself. She hands the compact to the the blonde cop.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde in the Prowler. The cop says" "If you had told me you were a Cop when I first pulled you over we could have Avoided this whole thing"!!

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Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

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