Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 03-10-2005 09:36 AM         

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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess
to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his
penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex
therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."

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From: Phoenix, AZ USA
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Posts: 3915
From: Sherman CT USA
Registered: NOV 2002

posted 03-10-2005 03:51 PM         

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From: St. Cloud MN
Registered: JUN 2002

posted 03-12-2005 12:05 AM         

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My gosh that's the first internet joke that I've laughed out loud at in a long time! Thanks!!!

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