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Bob Miller
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From: Alexandria, Virginian USA
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posted 03-07-2005 03:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
A husband, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00".

The husband thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in the Holy Land and spend only $150.00?"

The husband said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."


jma
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From: Ronkonkoma N.Y. U.S.
Registered: DEC 2004

posted 03-07-2005 03:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jma     
Belly laugh for that one!!!!


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