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Topic: 17 Bumper Stickers
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 03-03-2005 03:01 PM
These are the top 17 bumper stickers that everyone wants to see... Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *** . Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," The proctologist called ... they found your head. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me," Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. Hang up and drive!! And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!! Welcome to America ... now speak English
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halicat unregistered Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 03-03-2005 04:00 PM
i saw one last week that said:"Your mother says you are a waste of human skin" a bit rude, but funny..
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Simonsez Prowler Junkie Posts: 1790 From: Evansville, IN 47711 Registered: JAN 2004
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posted 03-04-2005 02:38 PM
Saw an old beater just barely running had a bumper sticker that said....DONT'T LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE INSIDE.
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 From: Londonderry,NH Registered: MAR 2004
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posted 03-06-2005 03:12 PM
I remember one I had seen while I was in the Navy in the early 80's. It was in a souvenir shop on the island of Oahu. It read: "I smoked pot for a month one day" Brian
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