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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 03-03-2005 03:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     

These are the top 17 bumper
stickers that everyone wants to see...
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *** .
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called ... they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America ... now speak English



halicat
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Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 03-03-2005 04:00 PM           
i saw one last week that said:

"Your mother says you are a waste of human skin"

a bit rude, but funny..

Simonsez
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Posts: 1790
From: Evansville, IN 47711
Registered: JAN 2004

posted 03-04-2005 02:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Simonsez     
Saw an old beater just barely running had a bumper sticker that said....DONT'T LAUGH YOUR DAUGHTER MAY BE INSIDE.


TooHipCat
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Posts: 4173
From: Londonderry,NH
Registered: MAR 2004

posted 03-06-2005 03:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TooHipCat     
I remember one I had seen while I was in the Navy in the early 80's. It was in a souvenir shop on the island of Oahu. It read:
"I smoked pot for a month one day"

Brian

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