Archive: : Four letter words - ProwlerOnline, Plymouth/Chrysler Prowler Discussion Forum

Note: This is an archived topic. It is read-only.

ProwlerOnline, Plymouth/Chrysler Prowler Discussion Forum

Off Topic

: Four letter words (Page 2)

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!

profile | register | preferences | faq | search

This topic is 2 pages long: 1 2
This topic was originally posted in this forum: Tires, Rims Discusssion

Author

Topic: : Four letter words

pumpkin
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 03-03-2005 09:33 AM

Subject: Four letter words

Married Man Starts Using Bad Four-Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their
honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her

"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as
we returned Sam
started using the most horrible language... things I'd
never heard before!
I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to
come get me and take me home

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "Calm down! Tell me,
what could be so
awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me,
please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so
upset... tell your mother
these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like
DUST, WASH, IRON,
COOK!"

This topic is 2 pages long: 1 2 All times are CT (US)	This is an ARCHIVED topic. You may not reply to it!

	Hop to:

Contact Us | Prowler Online Homepage

All material contained herein, Copyright 2000 - 2012 ProwlerOnline.com
E-Innovations, LP

POA Terms of Service