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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 02-28-2005 05:27 PM
>>The year 2029 >> >>* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the >>seventh >>largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as >>California. >> >> >>* Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. >> * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American >>Territory of >>the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and >>Lebanon). >> >> * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at >>least >>10 >>more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. >> >> * France pleads for global help after being over taken by >>Jamaica. >> >> >> * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be >>imported >>legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. >> >> * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. >> >> * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 >>and >>reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. >> >> * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the >>keys to >>weight loss. >> >> * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. >> >> >> * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast >>shutter >> >>speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. >> >> * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. >> >> * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their >>civil >>rights. >> >> * Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. >> >> >> >> >> >> * New federal law requires that all nail clippers, >>screwdrivers, fly >> >>swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January >>2036. >> >> >> >> * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal >>political >>contributions to campaign accounts. >> >> * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. >> >> * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States >>crops >>and >>livestock. >> >> * Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. >> >> And last but certainly not the least... (I love it).. >> >> * Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine. |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 02-28-2005 05:37 PM
Orange prowler just sold on e-bay for $98,456. Had a full tank of gas. Good buy since gas is costing $3.75 a pint. The POA thought this was a good buy, the POA has over 23,000 members as of today. This message has been edited by pumpkin on 02-28-2005 at 05:47 PM |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 02-28-2005 05:43 PM
quote: As soon as the tank-full of gas is burned, value of car drops to $1.87 cents as there is no longer any gas for sale in the world. |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 02-28-2005 05:49 PM
quote: Good point. |
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Orange unregistered Posts: 7907 |
posted 02-28-2005 09:04 PM
quote: I can believe the rest of the statements, but this one is implausible. Not because of the camera speed, but I don't think women ever shut their mouths for any period of time. |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 03-01-2005 12:42 AM
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 03-01-2005 07:02 AM
quote: 22,646 of which have only made one post on the website,,,,causing POA founder Mike Krehel, to eliminate replies to CLASSIFIED FORUM posts!
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