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RW
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posted 02-27-2005 09:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RW     
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and” Becoming more successful.”

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut......


halicat
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posted 02-27-2005 10:44 AM           
i hope he gave them all Mohawks


GenoTex
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posted 02-27-2005 11:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     
don't know if 'funny' is the right title for this one! LOL


Maybe more like "the truth hurts"


Lone Ranger
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posted 02-27-2005 11:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     



pumpkin
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posted 02-27-2005 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
So true.


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