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samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 |
posted 02-24-2005 08:42 AM
"Walking the Dog" "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the mother said, "Oh, just go ask you father I think he is in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a wlak around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear-end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her fathere asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home." |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 02-24-2005 08:44 AM
Wet my pants on this one.  |
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halicat unregistered Posts: 7907 |
posted 02-24-2005 08:45 AM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 02-24-2005 09:40 AM
quote: Thanks for sharing that. lol
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xpguy Prowler Junkie Posts: 1108 |
posted 03-01-2005 11:40 AM
Go ahead, make my day....
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Simonsez Prowler Junkie Posts: 1790 |
posted 03-01-2005 11:47 AM
Some old jokes are just as funny as the first time you hear them. Heard it before but it was just as funny. |
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rsterling78 Prowler Junkie Posts: 286 |
posted 03-01-2005 09:53 PM
XPGUY: Got a bigger version of that picture? I like it. |
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bdcurtis Prowler Junkie Posts: 120 |
posted 03-02-2005 10:16 AM
That on got my funny bone ------------------ |
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Neal & Mary Ann Bardens Prowler Junkie Posts: 587 |
posted 03-02-2005 02:17 PM
I would like a larger version of that picture also. It looks like one of my cats. Neal ------------------ |
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xpguy Prowler Junkie Posts: 1108 |
posted 03-03-2005 03:07 PM
Let's see if this works.
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