Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 02-24-2005 08:26 AM         

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Mike Lewis was a bachelor, he was also a golf nut. Mike would vacation every summer for two weeks at the Hilton Head resort golfing. Last summer he met a woman there and fell head over heels in love with her.
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>On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. They agreed that total honesty was important so there would be "no surprises" later that would destroy their love for each other.
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>"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Mike said to his lady friend.. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."
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>"Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."
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>"I see," Mike replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."

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From: North Graftom, MA
Registered: MAY 2004

posted 02-24-2005 10:56 AM         

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Golf jokes eh? I know a couple

A bachelor takes a week long vacation to go golfing. On the first day of the trip, he approaches the first tee, when he spots a very attractive woman about to tee off. He introduces himself and suggests they play the round together. She agrees on one condition – the loser has to buy dinner. He readily agrees. They both have the times of their lives – both golfing and the dinner afterwards.

The next day, as he is about to tee off, the lady approaches. They naturally agree to play together and bet dinner on their round again. Once again, they had an amazing time together.

This went on all week. Finally on the last evening at dinner, the bachelor proposes to the woman. She says, “Frank, before I answer, there is something I need to tell you. I am a man.”

Needless to say, the bachelor is stunned. He then goes into a rage right in the middle of the restaurant. “You dirty liar! You were hitting from the ladies’ tees all week!!!”

-Dan

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