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Rpowell593
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posted 02-23-2005 08:37 PM           
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said:

"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."

tangled up in BLUE
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GenoTex
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posted 02-23-2005 09:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     
Can HE SAY that ?????


Lone Ranger
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posted 02-23-2005 09:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Maybe two of those folks will be out of work. lol



ALLEY CAT
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Was that guy Jack Imhoff?


pumpkin
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GUB
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posted 02-24-2005 04:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GUB     
I think the executive name is " Ben Dover".


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