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Topic: Lay Off Dilemma
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Rpowell593 unregistered Posts: 311 From: Fredericksburg, VA Registered: JUN 2002
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posted 02-23-2005 08:37 PM
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I have a terrible headache."
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 02-23-2005 08:40 PM
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 02-23-2005 09:21 PM
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GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002
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posted 02-23-2005 09:22 PM
Can HE SAY that ?????
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 02-23-2005 09:57 PM
Maybe two of those folks will be out of work. lol
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 02-23-2005 11:00 PM
Was that guy Jack Imhoff?
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 02-24-2005 01:00 AM
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GUB Prowler Junkie Posts: 239 From: Boca Raton, fl Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 02-24-2005 04:37 AM
I think the executive name is " Ben Dover".
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