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CTProwler
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posted 02-23-2005 03:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CTProwler     
An 80 year old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks how are you feeling? He says "great, I've never felt better". I now have a 20 year old blonde bride who is pregnant with my child! "What do you think about that"? The doctor thinks for a few seconds then begins." I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter who never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidently picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a huge Beaver sitting beside the Stream. He raised his cane and went Bang! Bang! Suddenly 2 shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead! "What do you think of that"? The 80 year old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replies, "My point Exactly"!!!!

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halicat
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posted 02-23-2005 03:27 PM           


halicat
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posted 02-23-2005 03:33 PM           
An 80 years old man was sitting on the curb
crying his eyes out when a man stopped and asked if he was alright.

" I'm 80 years old and i have a 20 year old girlfried that takes such good care of me,
she makes my meals,
cleans my house,
and gives me the most unbelievable sex "

the old fella breaks down again sobbing....

the younger man asks " that sounds great, how come you are crying ? "

" because i've forgotten where i live !!! "

pumpkin
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posted 02-23-2005 04:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Lone Ranger
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posted 02-23-2005 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     



thedqman
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posted 02-23-2005 05:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for thedqman     


CTProwler
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posted 02-23-2005 06:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CTProwler     
Now that would Su-K!!!!!

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