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Topic: 80 yr old man
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002
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posted 02-23-2005 03:21 PM
An 80 year old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks how are you feeling? He says "great, I've never felt better". I now have a 20 year old blonde bride who is pregnant with my child! "What do you think about that"? The doctor thinks for a few seconds then begins." I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter who never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidently picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a huge Beaver sitting beside the Stream. He raised his cane and went Bang! Bang! Suddenly 2 shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead! "What do you think of that"? The 80 year old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replies, "My point Exactly"!!!!------------------
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halicat unregistered Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002
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posted 02-23-2005 03:27 PM
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halicat unregistered Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002
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posted 02-23-2005 03:33 PM
An 80 years old man was sitting on the curb crying his eyes out when a man stopped and asked if he was alright." I'm 80 years old and i have a 20 year old girlfried that takes such good care of me, she makes my meals, cleans my house, and gives me the most unbelievable sex " the old fella breaks down again sobbing.... the younger man asks " that sounds great, how come you are crying ? " " because i've forgotten where i live !!! "
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 02-23-2005 04:32 PM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003
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posted 02-23-2005 05:48 PM
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thedqman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1459 From: Marco Island Fl Registered: NOV 2001
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posted 02-23-2005 05:52 PM
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002
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posted 02-23-2005 06:29 PM
Now that would Su-K!!!!!------------------
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