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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 02-20-2005 11:12 PM A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. He asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished? The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, ........and then..." He sighed,... We'll put the Frosted Flakes back in the box.
David Veu Casovic Prowler Junkie Posts: 2166 From: Mich Registered: SEP 2003	posted 02-21-2005 06:26 AM
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-21-2005 08:21 AM
ransom1945 Prowler Junkie Posts: 768 From: Beaverton, Oregon, USA Registered: MAR 2003	posted 02-21-2005 04:53 PM Ski Lessons http://www.mcmanus-home.com/media/simmons.wmv
Cheryl McMillen Prowler Junkie Posts: 59 From: Discovery Bay, CA USA Registered: AUG 2001	posted 02-21-2005 08:05 PM TOO FUNNY....
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 02-21-2005 08:14 PM I love that show but I've never seen that one. That was really funny! Thanks for posting
weteyes Prowler Junkie Posts: 169 From: lindenhurst.ny.usa Registered: DEC 2004	posted 02-21-2005 08:29 PM HEY IM BLONDE......GOD... (KISS)
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 02-21-2005 08:51 PM quote: Originally posted by ransom1945: Ski Lessons http://www.mcmanus-home.com/media/simmons.wmv That Simmons is really weird in a funny kind of way. Great clip.
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 02-21-2005 09:26 PM Fantastic CLIP........ what a talent those guys have! Improv at its finest....
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 02-23-2005 03:10 PM Blonde lady goes into the hardware store to buy a replacement hinge for her front door. The young clerk helps her out and she gets the hinge she needed. As she is paying the clerk realizes that he forgot to give her the mounting hardware. He says lady? Do you wa nna the screw for that hinge? No the lady replies but i'll B*ow you for that microwave! ------------------ This message has been edited by CTProwler on 02-23-2005 at 03:10 PM
ransom1945 Prowler Junkie Posts: 768 From: Beaverton, Oregon, USA Registered: MAR 2003	posted 02-23-2005 03:43 PM Redneck Wedding & Cake
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-23-2005 04:03 PM Love the cake.
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 02-23-2005 06:14 PM I agree the cake looks great. That's the only reason we are showing up at the reception. lol

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