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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 02-03-2005 10:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES
OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE
ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST
FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)



pumpkin
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 02-03-2005 11:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Makes you wonder.


Lone Ranger
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Posts: 2120
From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

posted 02-03-2005 07:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     



halicat
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Posts: 2120
From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

posted 02-03-2005 08:15 PM           
there was a steel building fabrication company in B.C. when i worked there.. they brought a smile to everyone who passed any of their building sites where they were erecting these steel buildings.... the signs said

"another fine job by Rapid Erection"

true story

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