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CJ
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posted 01-28-2005 11:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb *** !"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!

This message has been edited by CJ on 01-28-2005 at 11:19 PM

Tom Santella
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posted 01-29-2005 11:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tom Santella     
I DON'T GET IT!!

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akadvs1
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posted 01-29-2005 11:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for akadvs1     
OUCH.....lol


CJ
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posted 01-29-2005 12:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
quote:
I DON'T GET IT!!

Guys never do........

This message has been edited by CJ on 01-29-2005 at 12:10 PM

Dave Mills
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posted 01-29-2005 02:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Mills     
Hey, I get it. Unfortunately, I doubt it means that I will listen any better!


YellowFever
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From: Johnstown, PA, USA
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posted 01-31-2005 06:34 PM           
quote:
Originally posted by Tom Santella:
I DON'T GET IT!!


I don't the guy in that story did that night either.....



SirReal
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posted 02-01-2005 08:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     
If the woman had said I want to be (a) six again or (a size) six again she would have been better off.

The Moral of the story: Even when a woman is talking she doesn't say what she means

This message has been edited by SirReal on 02-01-2005 at 08:13 PM

weteyes
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posted 02-01-2005 08:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weteyes     
we do too...you guys are just plain ....dense...


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