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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 01-27-2005 01:39 PM
> Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! > Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and > pressed. > Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, > Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirin > and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. He notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love you!" > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "son...what happened last night?" > > "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." > > "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" > > His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!" > > Broken furniture - $85.26 > Hot Breakfast - $4.20 > Red Rose bud -$3.00 > Two Aspirins -$.38 > > Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless > |
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 01-27-2005 01:47 PM
How True!  ------------------ |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 01-27-2005 06:49 PM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 01-27-2005 07:16 PM
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