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jd2ksilver Prowler Junkie Posts: 4360 From: Mt. View, CA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-27-2005 08:29 AM I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty She said, "Just a minute." And walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did." And held up my thumb to show her.
2K1Orange Prowler Junkie Posts: 409 From: Cherry Hill, NJ USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 01-27-2005 08:38 AM One of the best I have heard in a long time!!!
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 01-27-2005 08:42 AM
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 01-27-2005 09:16 AM Do you happen to know what store that is??/
Kevin A Prowler Junkie Posts: 1730 From: Gahanna, Ohio Registered: SEP 2002	posted 01-27-2005 10:41 AM One more reason to shop at the smaller stores and not the big pharmacy chains - excellent customer service.
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-27-2005 11:03 AM How come I never found stores or women like that when I was young???
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 01-27-2005 01:46 PM Dave--Me either! ------------------
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-27-2005 02:25 PM quote: How come I never found stores or women like that when I was young??? Because Brenda would have kicked your A$$.....
Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 From: Sedalia Mo USA Registered: MAY 2003	posted 01-27-2005 06:30 PM Very funny.
Dave Mills Prowler Junkie Posts: 5419 From: Johnstown, PA, USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-27-2005 07:18 PM CJ: I was kinda thinking back to the days before I met Brenda!
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-27-2005 09:28 PM Well, you didn't clarify that Dave!
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-27-2005 10:23 PM Quote by jd - "I was done within a few minutes!" jd, some things never change
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 01-27-2005 10:44 PM Sh_t ---I thought it was a few seconds!!!!!!!!When I was 16, it would have been seconds. ------------------ This message has been edited by CTProwler on 01-27-2005 at 10:45 PM
Orange unregistered Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 01-27-2005 11:44 PM quote: Originally posted by CTProwler: When I was 16, it would have been seconds. As long as that's not the case anymore...
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 01-28-2005 07:06 AM Yea--I've improved a little. But 16? Lady in a store takes you in a back room? ------------------
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-28-2005 07:16 AM quote: Originally posted by CTProwler: I thought it was a few seconds!!!!!!!! When I was 16, it would have been seconds. Uhhh Chuck,,,Barb said something about your still working at Jiffy Lube,,, or was it Minute Lube?
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 01-28-2005 09:27 AM 30 second lube! I got fired! They said I was too slow! ------------------

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