posted 01-24-2005 10:44 AM
HISTORY TEST As someone who has done a lot of international travel and still does, I found this interesting...
Please pause a moment to reflect and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past
history. They actually happened!!! Do you remember?
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Right wing Muslim male extremist between the ages of
17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped
and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Right Wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped
in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
5. 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and
a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown
overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985,TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US
Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first
time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild
Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the
other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer
Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan
against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and
murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Right wing Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
Nope .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure that we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.
TSA must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, Teddy Kennedy, an 85 year old Congressmen with metal hips, and a Medal of Honor winner and former Governor, but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone, because of profiling.
As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly expressed, "Stupid is as stupid does."