Posts: 8492
From: Oakfield, WI, USA
Registered: MAR 2002

posted 01-24-2005 08:04 AM         

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UPDATED SONG TITLES:
It was fun being a Baby Boomer... til now! Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new
lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits:
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"

The Bee Gees:
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"

Bobby Darin:
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"

Ringo Starr:
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"

Roberta Flack:
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"

Johnny Nash:
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"

Paul Simon:
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"

Commodores:
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"

Marvin Gaye:
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"

Procol Harem:
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"

Leo Sayer:
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"

The Temptations:
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"

ABBA:
"DENTURE QUEEN"

Elvis:
"Heartbreak Hospice"

Dylan:
"Like A Kidney Stone"

Queen:
"We WERE the Champions"

Beatles:
"With a Little Help From My Meds"

Dion:
"Limparound Sue"

The Rolling Stones:
"Limping-Jack Flash"

Tony Orlando:
"Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"

Helen Reddy:
"I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"

Willie Nelson:
"On the Throne Again"

John Prine:
"Pink Cataract"

John Denver:
"Rocky Mountain High" (Fiber)

Lesley Gore:
"It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To"

Posts: 8492
From: Oakfield, WI, USA
Registered: MAR 2002

Posts: 4070
From: Greensboro, NC
Registered: JUL 2002

posted 01-24-2005 09:13 AM         

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Trouble is...I can relate to most of them!

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From: Johnstown, PA, USA
Registered: JUL 2000

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