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Larry Lord
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posted 01-21-2005 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Larry Lord     
Roger Freeman sent this to me today. It's insightful and a good read.
Enjoy.
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PAUL HARVEY-Dirt Roads "What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved. There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency, that wouldn't be remedied if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character.

People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride. That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog.

We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along. There was less crime in our streets before they were paved. Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be Welcomed by 5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun. And there were no drive by shootings, either.

Our values were better when our roads were worse. People did not worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front would choke you with dust and bust your windshield with rocks.

Dirt Roads taught patience. Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly, you didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk you walked to the barn for your milk. For your mail, you walked to the mail box.

What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rides on Daddy's shoulders ... and you learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody.

At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned that bad words tasted like soap. Most paved roads lead to trouble, Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole. At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini.

At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income, from when city dudes would get stuck, you'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out. Usually you got a dollar ... always you got a new friend... at the end of a Dirt Road." - Paul Harvey


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posted 01-21-2005 10:09 AM           
Dirtiest story I ever read!

Good read.

Here's mud in your eye, Cheers!

Jim C
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posted 01-21-2005 12:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jim C     
Love this one, seen it before and is'nt the truth...


Marty Usher
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posted 01-21-2005 12:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marty Usher     
Except for this part:

People did not worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front ...

Kinda sounds like a POA event

ALLEY CAT
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posted 01-21-2005 09:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Marty - it was fun riding your back bumpers at over 100 mph during the 2001 Colorado event Good thing you only had to hit the brakes hard one time!!

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Marty Usher
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posted 01-22-2005 08:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marty Usher     
quote:
Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Marty - it was fun riding your back bumpers at over 100 mph during the 2001 Colorado event Good thing you only had to hit the brakes hard one time!!

MEMORIES


AC - we couldn't do that now - I don't have rear bumnpers!

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