posted 01-19-2005 09:16 AM         

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving

each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning
business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper. Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where
he
knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see

why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by

>the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE
IT.