posted 01-13-2005 08:26 AM         

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your
breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it
between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and
stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will
this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband
replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger
over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't
it?"