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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
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posted 01-13-2005 07:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
There was an older woman wandering around the supermarket calling out,


"Crisco, Crissssco!"


Soon, a store clerk approached her, saying, "Madam, the Crisco is on Aisle D."


The woman replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband."


"Your husband's name is Crisco?" asked the clerk.


"Oh, no, no! I only call him that when we're in public," she said.


Curious, the clerk asked, "Well, what do you call him when you're at home?


"Lard a$$," she replied.




pumpkin
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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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posted 01-13-2005 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Lone Ranger
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From: Sedalia Mo USA
Registered: MAY 2003

posted 01-13-2005 09:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lone Ranger     

Funny..



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