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idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 |
posted 01-13-2005 01:20 AM
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other." He replied, "That's all right. We'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did laps in freestyle, breast stroke, even butterfly! After about 30 laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a hooker in Little Rock and I worked both sides of the Arkansas River." |
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Orange unregistered Posts: 8483 |
posted 01-13-2005 01:39 AM
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David Veu Casovic Prowler Junkie Posts: 2166 |
posted 01-13-2005 04:10 AM
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 01-13-2005 09:30 AM
Very funny. |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 01-13-2005 09:46 AM
made my day. |
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Kelley Austin Prowler Junkie Posts: 438 |
posted 01-13-2005 03:09 PM
Now wait just a minute. I know that not a word of that is true. Cause I lived their most all my life. Their are 6 bridges that cross the river at Little Rock, and one of then goes straight to the Clinton Library. She didn't even have to swim.  |
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Lone Ranger Prowler Junkie Posts: 2120 |
posted 01-13-2005 03:16 PM
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 01-13-2005 05:56 PM
I heard it was Venice, Italy and she worked both sides of the STREET, but that was years ago. This message has been edited by ed monahan on 01-13-2005 at 05:57 PM |
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