posted 01-12-2005 09:35 AM         

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A woman is very distressed because she has not been married very
long
and yet her husband has lost
interest in sex So, she goes to see her doctor and relays the
problem.

The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that it is
nothing serious, that her husband has
merely lost his animal instincts. The doctor tells her to crumble
some
dog biscuits on her husband's cereal
every morning without telling him, and little by little this will
bring out the savage beast in him. He
wishes her good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a
progress report.

A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her
husband
is.

"He's dead," she replies.

"Dead?" the doctor asked.

The woman says, "Yes. He was sitting in the driveway licking his
balls, and I backed over him with the car."