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Topic:   Now that we're older.........

CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000

posted 12-28-2004 12:46 AM          Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: > >1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. >2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. >3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. >4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... >5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... >6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. >7 If all is not lost, where is it? >8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. >9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... >10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. >11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few... >12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. >13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. >14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... >15 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere. >16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. >17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. >18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? >19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... >20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere. >21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. >22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. >23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT! >24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...

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