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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 12-19-2004 05:28 PM
> Twas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen; I was > cooking and baking and moanin and bitchin. I've been here for hours; I > can't stop to rest. This room's a disaster, just look at this mess! > Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed. They expect all the trimmings. > Who cares what I need! My feet are both blistered; I've got cramps in my > legs. The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs. > There's a knock at the door and the telephones ringing Frosting drips on > the counter as the microwaves dinging. Two pies in the oven, desserts > almost done; My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs. I've had alI > I can stand, I cant take anymore; Then in walks my husband, spilling rum > on the floor. > He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady; Then grins as he > chuckles "The eggnog is ready!" He looks all around and with total > regret, Says "What's taking so long, aren't you through in here yet??" > As quick as a flash I reach for a knife; He loses an earlobe; I wanted > his life! He flees from the room in terror and pain And screams "MY GOD > WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE!!" > Now what was I doing, and what is that smell? Oh damn, it's the pies!! > They're burned all to hell I hate to admit when I make a mistake, But I > put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE. What else can go wrong? Is there > still more ahead?? If this is good living, I'd rather be dead. > Lord, don't get me wrong; I love holidays; It just leaves me exhausted, > all shaky and dazed. But I promise you one thing, if I live till next > year, You wont find me pulling my hair out in here. I'll hire a maid, a > cook, and a waiter; And if that doesn't work, I'LL HAVE IT ALL > CATERED!!! > Excuse some of the language... |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 12-19-2004 06:04 PM
How true. |
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weteyes Prowler Junkie Posts: 169 |
posted 12-20-2004 07:15 AM
HEY!!!! This message has been edited by weteyes on 12-20-2004 at 07:16 AM |
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 12-21-2004 02:01 AM
Sounds like me, I do all the cooking!! ------------------ |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 12-21-2004 06:19 PM
Amen!  |
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