posted 12-16-2004 11:44 AM         

Subject: SENIOR MOMENTS

Some of you are not yet a Senior but your day is coming!...

Senior Moment #1:
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

Senior Moment #2:
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

Senior Moment #3:
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to
Morris and said
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
murmur. Be careful.'"

Senior Moment #4 A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice
cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, arthritis."