posted 12-03-2004 08:45 AM         

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life,
I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a
bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid.

I could deal with that, too

When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're
sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly
cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If
your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have
hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup...gonna be a bear.