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jd2ksilver Prowler Junkie Posts: 4360 |
posted 11-30-2004 08:26 AM
Beautiful Wedding You gotta love this: This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped! to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends..........................................$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion..........................................$3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...................................................$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man........................... Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MasterCard |
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YellowFever unregistered Posts: 4360 |
posted 11-30-2004 08:48 AM
First, yes, SHE was completely wrong. She does something wrong and revenge is making her parents pay? He outta have his head examined after they sue him for $32K. What a loser. |
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Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 11-30-2004 09:06 AM
Hey John - great story and it would be an over the top mastercard commercial. But - I belive it just a story. Why would the guy go through with the marriage when he could have accomplished the same outcome by making the annoucncement anytime during the ceremony? I remember a similar story only it was the bride that revelaed that the groom had slpt with the made of honor the night before. It makes for interesting talk! IF it's true by some chance, the guy has some HUGE gonads! |
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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 |
posted 11-30-2004 10:09 AM
I don't think I would have had the patience to wait until the wedding. I wudda been out of there beforehand. |
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jmcant1 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1037 |
posted 11-30-2004 11:53 AM
urban legend... http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm |
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Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 11-30-2004 12:14 PM
quote: Yeah - but it's still a good story! |
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jd2ksilver Prowler Junkie Posts: 4360 |
posted 11-30-2004 12:53 PM
Hey, I'm just the messenger,, lol |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 11-30-2004 02:00 PM
It certainly is priceless....just picturing that...WOW! |
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