posted 11-19-2004 11:49 AM         

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage
one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a
bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)... Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's
wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.

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