posted 04-26-2003 05:02 PM         

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Dear:
[x] Clueless newbie [x] Lamer [ ] AOL'er
[ ] Me too'er [ ] Pervert [X] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [X] Bigot
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist

You are being flamed because:
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "You all suck" message
[ ] You posted an off-topic solicitation
[ ] You are trying to start a pyramid scheme
[x] You just won't listen
[x] You are indicating with your last post that you're lazy/ignorant
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] I'm tired of receiving this crap
[ ] I've had with solving your problems
[X] You are a retard

To repent, you must:
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Get a brain
[ ] Take your business propositions elsewhere
[X] All of the above

Enjoy it!

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Originally posted by BLACKAL:
What is this subject doing in the classifieds?
Al

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