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Hollywood Prowler Junkie Posts: 543 |
posted 04-23-2003 03:18 PM
Helpful Hint #1 If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a jug of Helpful Hint #2 Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting Helpful Hint #3 Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on. Helpful Hint #4 Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner. Helpful Hint #5 Helpful Hint #6 Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by Helpful Hint #7 High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a Helpful Hint #8 A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. Helpful Hint #9 If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you |
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 04-23-2003 03:42 PM
Great ones. ------------------ New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) This message has been edited by pumpkin on 04-23-2003 at 03:43 PM |
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