posted 04-21-2003 08:23 PM         

News is that members of the Taliban are extremely offended by being
called 'towel heads'. We have been informed that they do NOT wear
towels on heir heads. They wear sheets.

In the future please call them 'sheet heads'.

Thank you.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Bcoffman Gray Ghost:
Good thing they don't drink. Then they would be sheet faced.

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While trying to make it across one of Iraq's deserts, three Iraqi's became lost in a terrible sand storm.

At the height of the storm, and after much drinking, all three turbin's were blown away.

Yes, you guessed it,

they were three sheets to the wind............