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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 03-25-2003 08:05 AM
SEVERE EARTHQUAKE IN FRANCE March 9, 2003. Today it was reported that a severe earthquakes have The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves. According to the American Battle Monuments Commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France. There are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century. May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France! PASS THIS AROUND! ------------------ New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) |
ETMIDZT Prowler Junkie Posts: 2278 |
posted 03-25-2003 11:46 AM
I'm surprised the Richter scale could even measure correctly....even if it went to 20 it would be to low! It's a shame how the French forget!! I'm going to lunch & having a plate of Freedom fries! Tonight I'm giving my wife a Freedom kiss goodnight! |
Voodoo Prowler Junkie Posts: 216 |
posted 03-25-2003 02:30 PM
Here's and e-mail I got about what some people have to say about France. I'm sure that most have been credited to the wrong people but they are still funny. Voodoo "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" "As far as France is concerned, you're right." "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people." "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." The heaviest cross I had to bear was the Cross of Lorraine" Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France! |
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 03-25-2003 06:53 PM
When the dust has settled and the war over,,,,France will be first in line to recover the $6 billion worth of Iraq oil that they already have paid for = SCREW 'EM
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allprowlerparts Prowler Junkie Posts: 105 |
posted 03-25-2003 08:01 PM
AMEN-AMEN-AMEN-AMEN-AMEN-AMEN SCREW EM HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 |
posted 03-25-2003 08:02 PM
A colleage of mine insisted I post his comments here .. Do not shoot the messenger ....
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