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pumpkin
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posted 03-25-2003 08:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
SEVERE EARTHQUAKE IN FRANCE

March 9, 2003.

Today it was reported that a severe earthquakes have
occurred in 10 different locations in France. The severity was measured in excess of 10 on the Richter Scale.

The cause was the 56,681 dead American soldiers buried in French soil rolling over in their graves.

According to the American Battle Monuments Commission there are 26,255 Yankee dead from World War I buried in 4 cemeteries in France.

There are 30,426 American dead from World War II buried in 6 cemeteries in France. These 56,681 brave American heroes died in their youth to liberate a country which is guilty of shameful unspeakable behavior in the 21st century.

May the United States of America never forget their sacrifice as we find ways to forcefully deal with the Godforsaken unappreciative, forgetful country of France!

PASS THIS AROUND!
Maybe it will get to someone in France!!!

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ETMIDZT
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posted 03-25-2003 11:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ETMIDZT     
I'm surprised the Richter scale could even measure correctly....even if it went to 20 it would be to low!
It's a shame how the French forget!!
I'm going to lunch & having a plate of Freedom fries!
Tonight I'm giving my wife a Freedom kiss goodnight!


Voodoo
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posted 03-25-2003 02:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Voodoo     
Here's and e-mail I got about what some people have to say about France. I'm sure that most have been credited to the wrong people but they are still funny.
Voodoo

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
--- Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
--- Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
--- Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
--- John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people."
--- Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
--- Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--- David Letterman

The heaviest cross I had to bear was the Cross of Lorraine"
--- Winston Churchill

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France!
---Jim Henderson



ALLEY CAT
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posted 03-25-2003 06:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
When the dust has settled and the war over,,,,France will be first in line to recover the $6 billion worth of Iraq oil that they already have paid for =

SCREW 'EM


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allprowlerparts
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From: jax,fl,usa
Registered: AUG 2002

posted 03-25-2003 08:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for allprowlerparts     
AMEN-AMEN-AMEN-AMEN-AMEN-AMEN

SCREW EM HARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dpena
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From: San Jose Ca Santa Clara
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 03-25-2003 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     
A colleage of mine insisted I post his comments here .. Do not shoot the messenger ....


quote:

I do not think we should look at what we did for others and ask them to kiss our butt for it.
If it comes to this, we should never forget France helped us create our country back during the "founding fathers" days with an army and generals.

France educated Jefferson who came back home and help to write/rewrite our Constitution in the format we have it today.

Second, let's think of the reverse! What if we did not go into WWII??

After Germans would be done with Europe, we would be next on the list. So, think about it!!!
Third, aren’t we known for being able to tolerate and accept others opinions even though different then ours?

Did we loose it? Hmmm....I know people who came here from ex-communist countries thinking about USA as a place where we accept different colors of opinions but recently I found out that they discover a clone of what they run away from... "If you are not with us you are against!"

Even though I'm for the war, I still believe questioning what the government is doing is one of our civic duties. Do not forget, governments come and go but we will always be here.



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