posted 03-13-2003 08:41 AM         

For those of you who watch what you eat...
Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know
the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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