posted 03-02-2003 01:16 PM         

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct
slow down in the overall performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME to download Tears 6.2,
which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

posted 03-02-2003 02:40 PM         

Judy - Let's don't mention about that 3.8 stroker he has!

posted 03-02-2003 05:40 PM         

You found the bed cam link also?