|
ProwlerOnline, Plymouth/Chrysler Prowler Discussion Forum
Off Topic My Mom Sent Me This (Page 2) UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!
profile | register | preferences | faq | search
|
This topic is 2 pages long: 1 2 This topic was originally posted in this forum: Tires, Rims Discusssion |
Author | Topic: My Mom Sent Me This |
dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 |
posted 02-08-2003 01:01 PM
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. ------------------ |
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 02-08-2003 01:40 PM
Pretty funny stuff, Dan. Sounds like we may be brothers since I think I have heard everyone of those on numerous occasions. I like the part about the grandkids, since I now use that line on my kids. I tell them it is payback time, that is why I gave my grandkids pogo sticks, drums, guns that shoot ping pong balls, etc. I love the look on my kids faces when they see what I bought their kids. Priceless. |
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 02-08-2003 02:40 PM
Too funny, Dan........I think all mothers have used these at one time or another! LOL! |
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 18860 |
posted 02-08-2003 03:58 PM
I think I heard them all when I was growing up ------------------ |
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 |
posted 02-08-2003 05:53 PM
I heard 'um and now I use 'um. I onced wondered what was meant by "one day you will turn into your parents". Now I know. ------------------ |
WildBill Prowler Junkie Posts: 1678 |
posted 02-13-2003 10:16 AM
Really funny Dan, got a good laugh out of it... But you forgot one... 26. My mother taught me DRIVER'S SAFETY. WildBill This message has been edited by WildBill on 02-13-2003 at 10:19 AM |
dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 |
posted 02-14-2003 08:06 PM
WildBill, I had a great laugh with these and that is why I posted them Your 26th one is good too Later.... |
This topic is 2 pages long: 1 2 All times are CT (US) | This is an ARCHIVED topic. You may not reply to it! |
All material contained herein, Copyright 2000 - 2012 ProwlerOnline.com
Powered by Infopop www.infopop.com © 2000
E-Innovations, LP
Ultimate Bulletin Board 5.45c