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posted 01-24-2003 01:39 PM         

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Sorry buddy, I just had to do it. I still love ya man!
BENGALS "2003" SCHEDULE


September 15 Norwood Jr. High School
September 22 Cub Scout Troop 121
September 29 Cincinnati Academy for the Blind
October 6 Spanish American War Veterans
October 13 Oakley Disabled Children's Home
October 20 Drake Long Term State Rehabilitation Hospital
November 3 Ohio VD Clinic Post #3
November 10 Cincinnati Boy's Choir
November 17 Korean Amputees

Special Monday Night Game: December 9 Utopia Gay Boys

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR

1. When playing polio patients, Bengals must NOT disconnect knee braces.
2. When playing the Blind Academy, Bengals must not hide the football
under
jerseys.

RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR

1. A touchdown (this means when the ball is carried over the goal line,
for
all Bengals fans who have never seen this one), is still worth 6 points.
2. The Bengals will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3. The Bengals will be allowed to substitute with band members at any
time
during the course of a game.
4. The Bengals will be allowed 10 time outs as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
5. The Bengals will be awarded a first down for each gain of 3 yards or
more.


NAME CHANGE

The Bengal's name will be changed to the Paul Brown Tampons as they
are only good for one period and have no second string.

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, Kendra

This message has been edited by prowlerbabe on 01-24-2003 at 01:39 PM

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posted 01-24-2003 07:26 PM         

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Ouch - PB

Ed, those wins were forfeits!

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posted 01-25-2003 10:47 PM         

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Ed, I really was only kidding. I saw it & thought you'd get a kick out of it. Please don't put the evil Bucs don't win the Super Bowl curse on me. It was all in fun. Kendra

I remember the Bucs years like that. This guy that had season tickets to the Bucs games went to every home game with a parrot on his shoulder. Every time the Bucs threw a completed pass, the parrot would fly off his shoulders and circle around screeching "YIPPEE - YIPPEE. Well after about five games the guy next to him finally got the nerve to ask the parrot owner what the bird did when the Bucs scored a touchdown. The parrot owner said. "I don't know, I've only owned him for two years,"

This message has been edited by prowlerbabe on 01-25-2003 at 10:48 PM

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posted 01-26-2003 02:15 PM         

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This is too good.

Actually, I thought it was the Chargers schedule.

By the way I hear they are looking for a new home, won't one of you please allow them to move to your city?

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From: Greensboro, NC
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posted 01-27-2003 08:50 AM         

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Kendra:

You left our lowly Carolina Panthers off the '03 Bengals schedule.

Oh. I forgot; we were on their '02 schedule. Sorry Ed but that was one of the Panthers only 7 wins!

Keep the faith Ed. Look where the Bucs were only a few short years ago.

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posted 01-27-2003 07:12 PM         

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I'm a Jets Fan--I know what pain is-Not been to a Superbowl since 1969--Thats Pain!!!!!

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