posted 01-23-2003 07:04 AM         

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

she thought a quaterback was a refund?

she tripped over the cordless phone.

she suggests you meet her at the corner of WALK & DON'T WALK!

when she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here". she puts Leo?

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

on her job applications she put "Hooked on Phonics" for education.

if she spoke her mind. she would have nothing to say.

she studied for a blood test and failed.

it takes her two hours to watch "60 minutes".