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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 01-23-2003 01:44 AM
01. "Take it easy, Doc -- you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 02. "Hey, my chi is unblocking!" 03. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 04. "Can you hear me NOW? ...GOOD!" 05. "Oh, boy! That was sphincteriffic!" 06. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" 07. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married." 08. "Smith, Corporal, U.S. ARMY, 0291563!" 09. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 10. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey..." 11. "Ever seen 'The Crying Game'?" 12. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 13. "Doc, wanna see my Ned Beatty impression?" 14. "I love the smell of latex and K-Y in the morning. It smells like... victory!" 15. "Ever gut a squid?" 16. "If the hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" 17. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 18. "Does this gown make my cervix look fat?" 19. "Go slow, Doc -- I wanna learn how to do this for my friends." 20. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 21. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 22. "Say, Doc, how's about this time, I get on top?" 23. "Sometimes, when you touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and pee." 24. "Deflector shields: Down!" 25. "Get a camera! We can tell Ripley's Believe It or Not that we're the most unusual Siamese twins EVER!" |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 01-23-2003 10:31 AM
Chris, that is a funny list. |
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 |
posted 01-23-2003 10:36 AM
What about, "Hey Doc, wanna get a room?"
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Kelley Austin Prowler Junkie Posts: 438 |
posted 01-23-2003 11:02 AM
How about, Hey Doc, I KNOW you had a watch on when when you started that any idea where it is now? |
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1HOTCAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 300 |
posted 01-23-2003 11:35 AM
When I went in for this exam, the doctor had both of his hands on my shoulders, but said every thing felt good down there. Got flowers sent to me the next day, and a return visit at his house Friday night, don,t know if I should go or not, what to you guys think? |
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YellowFever unregistered Posts: 300 |
posted 01-23-2003 11:43 AM
1) There she blows... 2) If you put a pencil in, I can actually sharpen it 3) What. No dinner and a movie first? 4) I hardly know you. 5) Hey, with my diarrea, we could act out the boy with his finger in the dike skit. What do you say? 6) I was lookin for love in all the wrong places... |
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