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butchcee Prowler Junkie Posts: 7476 From: Lake Ariel, Pa. Registered: SEP 2000	posted 01-22-2003 07:40 PM Situation: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 cal. and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? __________________________________________________________________ Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. ____________________________________________________________ Conservative Answer: BANG! ____________________________________________________________ Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed). Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" Husband: "Darling, could you check your purse for a fresh clip? I seem to have left my other two in the truck with the shotguns." ------------------ Yellow is DCOOLEST
Duane Curto Prowler Junkie Posts: 285 From: Canyon Lake TX 78133 USA Registered: AUG 2002	posted 01-22-2003 08:23 PM I had to laugh, coming from Michigan all my life (Texan almost 2 years) They do drive around with shotguns in the back window ! is that crazy or what.
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 01-23-2003 12:21 AM ROTFLMAO!!!!! Don't forget to blow the smoke at the tip.
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-23-2003 09:52 AM I guess Liberals must not be very popular in Texas!
YellowFever unregistered Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-23-2003 09:58 AM quote: Originally posted by DR PROWLER: I guess Liberals must not be very popular in Texas! Not very popular in most places.
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 From: San Antonio, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 01-23-2003 10:03 AM I wonder who will the first to post an oppossing view point? Any guesses?
Black Tie 161 Prowler Junkie Posts: 3563 From: MD, USA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-23-2003 10:10 AM LMAO! don't forget to stab him with his own knife for bonus points!
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 01-23-2003 10:32 AM I also lived in Texas for a couple of years in the early 70's....never saw so many white shoes, and pickup trucks with "CHROME PLATED EASY RIDER RIFLE RACKS" in the back window....also remember the "EAT MORE POSSUM"and "I'M A ROPER-NOT A DOPER" bumper stickers......
TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 From: Texas, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 01-23-2003 10:36 AM Too funny!!!!! Fortunately now you don't see so many of the gun racks in the back windows these days - they're probably concealing them! LOL I'm sure there are plenty being carried in their holsters since they do have the "carry permits" here. I've found that the sawed off shotgun works best - that way I can keep it under the seat of the kat - just in case!!! JK Tami
JUST JP Prowler Junkie Posts: 1023 From: Navarre, Florida, USA Registered: OCT 2000	posted 01-23-2003 07:17 PM Al, I can't stop laughing. "Nice grouping daddy!" That's TOO much! ------------------ 2000 Black Kat "self-proclaimed" poorest Prowler owner mods: 1) ceramic pads 2) Bill's 2.1 intake with EGR bypass 3) "cracked ice" shimmers 4)49,500+ (s)miles
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-23-2003 09:53 PM Tami, you didn't comment on the white shoes!! Thanks for sticking up for me and A/C. I need a new white belt, too. lol
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-24-2003 07:47 AM Where can I get the "EAT MORE POSSUM" bumper sticker? Ed - Sandi said you are now wearing your old jump suits again, so why the white belt now? ------------------ Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage.... LARRY SALZMAN - MESA, ARIZONA
Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000	posted 01-24-2003 12:43 PM I wish I was a Texan now, How ya'll doin'?
TLRandall Prowler Junkie Posts: 3855 From: Caldwell, Texas United States Registered: JUL 2002	posted 01-24-2003 04:14 PM Now see - that's what we refer to here in the Lone Star State as a Final Conviction in a Criminal Case. It cuts down severely on the number of repeat offenders. God - I love this country and this STATE! ------------------ 2001 Mulholland Edition Prowler 2001 King Ranch Edition Ford F-150

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