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posted 01-16-2003 03:05 PM

city boy, Kenny, moved to the county and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. When the farmer came the next day to deliver it, he delivered the bad news that the donkey had died.

Kenny had a bright idea. "Give me the donkey," he said, "and I'll raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey," the farmer replied.
"Sure you can, if you don't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off, selling 500 tickets at $2 each for a profit of $898."

"Didn't anyone complain?" the farmer asked.

"Just the guy who won," Kenny said. "I gave him back his $2."

Kenny grew up to become the CEO of Enron.

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