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Topic: News Flash - Sasquatch is DEAD
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-09-2002 08:57 PM
Yesterday's paper had the following article: SEATTLE - Bigfoot is dead. Really. "Ray L. Wallace was bigfoot. The reality is, Bigfoot just died," Michael Wallace said of his father, who died of heart failure Nov. 26 in a Centralia nursing facility. he was 84. The truth can finally be told, according to Ray Wallace's family members. He orchestrated the prank that created Bigfoot in 1958. Some experts suspected Mr. Wallace had planted the footprints that launched the term "Bigfoot". But Mr. Wallace and his family had never publicly admitted the 1958 deed until now. "The fact is there was not Bigfoot in popular consciousness before 1958. America got its own monster, its own Abominable Snowman, thanks to Ray Wallace," said mark Chorvinsky, editor of STRANGE magazine and one of the leading proponents of the theory that Mr. Wallace fathered Bigfoot. In another post you can see that Prowler Keith is in charge of the casket. I am accepting donations in lieu of flowers. Please send cash. It is a tremendous loss to the Prowler community (or a positive thing, according to your view point and if you actually met him). lol.
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RBADKAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 583 From: Green Valley, Arizona, USA Registered: SEP 2000
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posted 12-10-2002 01:26 AM
Ed, you need to be more careful with your heading. For a while I thought that the original "SASQUATCH" now known as "Alley Cat" had been officially pronounced "Not amoung the living".. I am certain some one will take it from here. Dan G.
This message has been edited by RBADKAT on 12-10-2002 at 01:29 AM
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MADMAX Prowler Junkie Posts: 153 From: Chandler, Arizona Registered: JUL 2001
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posted 12-15-2002 02:57 AM
ED....... Who are you trying to kid???? Big foot , alley cat, sasquatch,abominable snowman......... You aren't kidding anyone..........We all know that Larry ( ALLEYCAT ) is alive and well(well, sort of!!! )...I saw him yesterday,,, sucking face with Lethia,... Jeez ,you would think that by now they would settle down a bit... If you don't believe me I'll mail you one of his back hairs,to prove he still exists....... Don't worry, I have access to bio-hazard shipping containers.... I don't need any more problems with government agencies!!!! Anything he touches is considered a biohazard.... Rumor is, that his breath alone, requires a hazardous label for transport....Let me know if you have a secure site for receipt of hazardous materials...... MADMAX
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-16-2002 07:41 AM
MadMax - don't be giving these guys more ammunition than they need. Actually, we were practicing for a saliva exchange contest to be held Dec. 31stBTW - the term "Booty Call" was first invented by MadMax
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-16-2002 09:14 AM
GROSS, swapping spit,,,,,,,,
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fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 From: Roselle ILL Registered: FEB 2002
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posted 12-20-2002 07:02 AM
Alley please post some pictures of this event...........
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