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ed monahan
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posted 12-09-2002 08:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Yesterday's paper had the following article:
SEATTLE - Bigfoot is dead. Really.
"Ray L. Wallace was bigfoot. The reality is, Bigfoot just died," Michael Wallace said of his father, who died of heart failure Nov. 26 in a Centralia nursing facility. he was 84.
The truth can finally be told, according to Ray Wallace's family members. He orchestrated the prank that created Bigfoot in 1958.
Some experts suspected Mr. Wallace had planted the footprints that launched the term "Bigfoot". But Mr. Wallace and his family had never publicly admitted the 1958 deed until now.
"The fact is there was not Bigfoot in popular consciousness before 1958. America got its own monster, its own Abominable Snowman, thanks to Ray Wallace," said mark Chorvinsky, editor of STRANGE magazine and one of the leading proponents of the theory that Mr. Wallace fathered Bigfoot.
In another post you can see that Prowler Keith is in charge of the casket. I am accepting donations in lieu of flowers. Please send cash.
It is a tremendous loss to the Prowler community (or a positive thing, according to your view point and if you actually met him). lol.


RBADKAT
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posted 12-10-2002 01:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RBADKAT     
Ed, you need to be more careful with your heading.
For a while I thought that the original "SASQUATCH"
now known as "Alley Cat" had been officially pronounced "Not amoung the living"..
I am certain some one will take it from here.
Dan G.

This message has been edited by RBADKAT on 12-10-2002 at 01:29 AM

MADMAX
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posted 12-15-2002 02:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MADMAX     
ED....... Who are you trying to kid???? Big foot , alley cat, sasquatch,abominable snowman......... You aren't kidding anyone..........We all know that Larry ( ALLEYCAT ) is alive and well(well, sort of!!! )...I saw him yesterday,,, sucking face with Lethia,... Jeez ,you would think that by now they would settle down a bit... If you don't believe me I'll mail you one of his back hairs,to prove he still exists....... Don't worry, I have access to bio-hazard shipping containers.... I don't need any more problems with government agencies!!!! Anything he touches is considered a biohazard.... Rumor is, that his breath alone, requires a hazardous label for transport....Let me know if you have a secure site for receipt of hazardous materials...... MADMAX


ALLEY CAT
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posted 12-16-2002 07:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
MadMax - don't be giving these guys more ammunition than they need. Actually, we were practicing for a saliva exchange contest to be held Dec. 31st

BTW - the term "Booty Call" was first invented by MadMax

Gary C
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posted 12-16-2002 09:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary C     
GROSS, swapping spit,,,,,,,,


fixumm
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posted 12-20-2002 07:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fixumm     
Alley please post some pictures of this event...........


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