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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 12-06-2002 05:31 PM My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo.... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled...."SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While 20 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't worry son" my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did."
purplecat Prowler Junkie Posts: 583 From: Texas Hill Country Registered: DEC 2001	posted 12-06-2002 05:57 PM Just what I needed after reading all of the HP treads. Thanks
fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 From: Roselle ILL Registered: FEB 2002	posted 12-06-2002 06:04 PM That's a killer
cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000	posted 12-06-2002 06:05 PM Fart!!!!!!
prowlerbabe Prowler Junkie Posts: 1046 From: Treasure Island, Florida Registered: FEB 2002	posted 12-06-2002 08:07 PM I know, I know - this is sick! http://www.fartmart.com/display.asp?sku=56 But while you're on the subject....
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 1046 From: Treasure Island, Florida Registered: FEB 2002	posted 12-06-2002 09:06 PM that's TOOOOO funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange, 2001 Silver, 2001 Muholland
WildCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 6862 From: Just north of Louisville Registered: JUL 2000	posted 12-06-2002 10:31 PM Kids say and do the FUNNIEST things that make the parents want to crawl under a rock somewhere too bad you didn't video, he will never beleive you when he gets older. You might want to print this out and put in his baby book ------------------ Larry & Sue Mayes

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