posted 11-20-2002 11:27 PM         

>The Top 10

>10) He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to
put
in it.
She said ...You wear briefs, don't you?

9) She said ...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said ... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to
you in the worst way.
She said ...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said ... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said ...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
> > Written just below it: "I do not."
> >
> > 5) He said ... "Shall we try switching positions tonight?"
> > She said ..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
> > while
I sit on the sofa and fart. "

4) Priest ... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late
husband.'
She said ...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave
you?
She said ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said ...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light on.

And the number 1 "He said...She said"..

1) He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said ... I would, but you're never around.

>

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posted 11-21-2002 10:55 AM         

Subject: lipstick
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a
unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick
and would put it on in the restroom. That was fine. But after they put it on,
they would press their lips to the mirror and leave dozens of little lip
prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
the girls into the restroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all those lip prints were causing a major problem for
the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the
custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long handled squeegee,
dipped it into the toilet and showed them how it was done.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, then there are TEACHERS.