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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-19-2002 07:32 AM 1 You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree 2 You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter 3 You burn your yard rather than mow it 4 You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph 5 You have bathed with flea and tick soap 6 You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher 7 A tornado hits your property and does $100,000 worth of improvements 8 You think a quarter horse is a ride in front of K-Mart 9 The biggest city you have been to is a WalMart 10 You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side 11 You thought the Unibomber was a wrestler 12 Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does 13 You wonder how the service stations keep their restrooms so clean 14 You have used a rag as a gas cap 15 You come back fron the dump with more than you took 16 You go to the stock car races and don't need to buy a program 17 #1,,,,,The Salvation Army declines your mattress This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 11-19-2002 at 10:15 PM
fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 From: Roselle ILL Registered: FEB 2002	posted 11-19-2002 07:35 AM Hay Alley cat now yuo have goon to far most of them i have done. LOL fixumm
Bob Hacker Prowler Junkie Posts: 1446 From: McHenry IL USA Registered: SEP 2001	posted 11-19-2002 07:53 AM Fixumm, Glad to see your back, did Mrs. Fixumm survive the hunting trip? Bob ------------------
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-19-2002 10:20 PM Fixumm - glad you are back!!! Bob, bet Mrs Fix will not go with him again!
Todd Cameron unregistered Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-20-2002 12:52 AM I've known a few who fit all those terms ------------------ 2000 Black, 2001 Black Tie, 2001 Orange
Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 From: San Antonio, Texas Registered: JUN 2001	posted 11-20-2002 06:39 AM If you burn your yard in early May, you won't need to mow until the end of July. Everybody at the one room school house learned that!
Bob Hacker Prowler Junkie Posts: 1446 From: McHenry IL USA Registered: SEP 2001	posted 11-20-2002 07:06 AM AC, That's if she can!! LOL Bob
Black Tie 161 Prowler Junkie Posts: 3563 From: MD, USA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 11-20-2002 07:24 AM What's the last thing a redneck says before wrecking his pick-up truck? "Hey Cletus, hold my beer and watch this..."

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