posted 11-18-2002 03:09 AM         

Thanks to you all for the calls and the updates for the weather, my time table to shot to hell cause i am completely exhausted to a level I have never ever felt before...very scary...i have slowed down,,,mom is being taken care of,,,she leaves Today for Indy with her friend,,,i feel the sandman knocking at my head again,,,thanks for your support and good night,,,,,

posted 11-18-2002 08:30 PM         

Wildcat - time to get the road spikes out!

posted 11-18-2002 08:38 PM         

As far as who paid, you stop by my city, I am the host; just like Marc treated me in Denver 10 days ago.

GaryC should be one hour from Indy by now!

posted 11-18-2002 08:44 PM         

Mr. Cat is correct. Gary is 70 miles out of Indy and all is well. At the time that I talked to him, he was sitting next to his blow-up date that he bought through a mail order sex shop in TJ and they were telling each other how good it is gonna be when they get home to Indy. He passed her a big swig of milk from the race track bottle that the Great State of Indiana sent to him and then they both compared milk mustaches. God they both love Indy!

What a man! He is my hero. A great State, a full belly, after a sumptuous squash with Marty and Rebecca, a beautiful blow-up woman next to him, an amply supply of air pressure to keep her supple, no one to complain about his gas problem and a stretch of open road. What else is left in life?

I gotta go as Harm is on TV and he is planning on flying the old F-14 tonight, steering an aircraft carrier into battle, saving an innocent man accused of raping the Major and jumping on three different women while on his way to Russia! God I love him. He and 007 both patterned their lives after mine.

The Old Man

posted 11-18-2002 08:51 PM         

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Originally posted by TFischer:
Marty: I've been with you guys when we were all solving the problems over drinks! Glad to hear that Gary is going to make it all the way home with no problems! Tami

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posted 11-18-2002 08:53 PM         

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Originally posted by Marty Usher:

Tami - all I remember is some hairy legged singer with a mustache in a dress and another "lady" that you ran after to get her phone number for Bob Goetz. (Marsha Mellow, I believe was her name) Is that what you call problem solving?

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Marty: The hairy legged singer with a mustache in a dress was Bob Goetz! (Bob, I'm just kidding) I was actually talking about at the restaurant ya goof! Tami

posted 11-18-2002 09:03 PM         

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Originally posted by Marty Usher:
Tami, Tami, Tami..... Bob G in a dress? Please, don't even go there.

I just had to post something about Marsha Mellow!

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I know sorry, just couldn't help myself! I don't think Bob has forgiven me for Marsha yet! Tami

posted 11-18-2002 09:16 PM         

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Gary's blow-up doll's name is Marsha Mellons. Ironic, isn't it? Thanks for the report Scot

Marty - I hope you bought GC some Gas-X for the final leg of his trip! Guess Marsha will not mind

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posted 11-19-2002 04:55 PM         

I am glad that this epic cross country journey is now safely completed and you are ensconced in your new city with a fresh jug of milk. There is nothing like living in the Midwest to stimulate your wholesome roots.

On the topic of tragic situations I have just been contacted by the District Attorney's office here in California and, apparently, Mary-Ellen Watermelon, your traveling partner, has been reported to be under age! Yes, it is true and it is best to get it out in the open.

According to the District Attorney, she was less then eighteen weeks old when you transported her across State Lines. Given the situation, your past record and the heartless way in which you disposed of her used body upon your arrival in Indiana, they are going to seek your extradition.

Apparently, this little chick complained to several of her shelf mates, prior to leaving the "F" Street Store in Escondido, and they tipped the police. You may be in deeeeep trouble with the California legal system.

At this point, I would recommend that you retrieve her, have her professionally cleaned and then return her to the shelf at "F" Street. Perhaps the local authorities will settle for a misdemeanor charge instead of the felony charges that they have listed in their arrest warrants.

Please do not return to California until we can sort out this unfortunate misunderstanding as you do not look good in horizontal striped suits. I also understand that the institutional food that is served is not up to your gourmet standards.

Gotta run as it is Tuesday and on this particular Tuesday, I have an appointment with my psychologist to discus my feeling of withdrawal since you have left. It seems that I now have no further subject to defame and it is causing serious depression.

Later,

The Old Man